Me too!
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
