That's when you crack a 10am beer
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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