Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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