I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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