i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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