i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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