Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
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i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
There was a lot of him and a little penis
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
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This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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