Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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