he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
We are all done wearing pants today
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
