I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
The feeling are messing with the penis
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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