Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
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I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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