Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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