I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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