Please, let me fuck your mom
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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