S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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