Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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