is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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