I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
So much rum. So many feels.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Randomize
