I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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