since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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