I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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