At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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