He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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