found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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