dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Oh god it's open bar.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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