I want to stick my p in your. b.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Boobs are out for the taking
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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