ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I cockslap morals
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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