they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
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Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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