New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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