It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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