Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
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I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
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doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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