He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
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I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.