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• (310): View more from California

  So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'

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• (718): View more from New York

  You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.

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• (315): View more from New York

  He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.

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• (408): View more from California

  Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.

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• (805): View more from California

  100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.

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• (619): View more from California

  After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  So much Jack, so little girl.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."

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