Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
