are you still at the devil's house?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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