You really coming over, don't trick.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
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I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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