new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Randomize
