you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Randomize
