There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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