Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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