actually, I'm a sock model
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
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My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.