Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
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I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
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