Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
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My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
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you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.