Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
false alarm. still invincible.
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I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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