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  Happy Easter!!!

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  I'm an idiot

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• (972): View more from Texas

  She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?

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• (516): View more from New York

  the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.

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• (516): View more from New York

  The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  you take my contact solution?

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  drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"

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