Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
no. you can't hotbox the world.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
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well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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