I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
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We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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