I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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