Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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