the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
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at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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