So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
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