You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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