good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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