I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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