Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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