if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
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He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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