Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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