hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I had to cum in my sink.
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