arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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