There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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