Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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