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you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
third nipple confirmed
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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