i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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