Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
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I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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