I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
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Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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