wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
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My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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