Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
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guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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