So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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